Generally, I love old people.  By old I mean people who are over 75 or so.  I love talking to them and hearing their stories.  However, there are several things about old folks that piss me off:

- they insist on driving the same make, model, year, and color of car as the Highway Patrol…

- they spawned the “baby boomer” generation

- they are the reason “butterscotch” exists and was made into a candy

- Miracle Ear, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up, and those stupid fucking electric carts